The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, bootlicking, justifying, teeth-rattling, digressing new show from stand-up comedian to the stars John Kearns.
Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all-time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again.
★★★★★
‘The finest set of his career… what a show’
Guardian
★★★★★
Chortle
★★★★★
The List
Event information
Running Time: TBC
Age Guidance: 14+
Prices include a £2 booking fee and where applicable, a £1.20 charge for postage will also be payable
Boxes are available to book by calling the Box Office on 0113 243 0808
