Luisa Omielan

Presented by Big Love Productions
City Varieties Music Hall
Luisa Omielan eating a lemon and pulling a face in front of a red background

So you know how, like, the world doesn’t make any f**king sense. And working hard and doing the right thing no longer seems to cut it. In fact, anyone who is in power seems to be either a self-serving, egotistical maniac or has the moral backbone of a flaccid wet fish. Is it any wonder more women are staying single and choosing not to have children? I mean, not me – not by choice anyway. My single childless status is purely thanks to my cock-blocking dog. She is iconic but very protective.

Hi, I’m Luisa Omielan. Following the rules hasn’t worked, I’ve tried. The game just feels rigged. But you can’t say that. Just smile, bitch. Write a gratitude journal and manifest.

Am I bitter? Of course, I am. Are you angry? You should be.

Is this a comedy show? Absof**kinglutely.

Luisa Omielan is a comedic force of nature. Comedy’s first ‘BAFTA Breakthrough’ win, four smash-hit shows on the bounce, a genre-defining special called God is a Woman, sold-out runs in the West End, a star of Live at the Apollo; she’s even been described as masterminding ‘one of the biggest stand-up hits of the decade’ by The Guardian.

Luisa has endured years of people telling her she’s too loud, too crass and too emotional. But, on the contrary, her audiences tell her she’s incredible, hilarious, life-changing and a f**king superstar. She’s over it, she’s done and she no longer gives two f*cks. If following the rules in the book doesn’t work for us anymore, maybe it’s time we write some new ones.

‘One of the funniest shows at Edinburgh Fringe’


‘Stand up hit of the decade’

Event information

Running Time: TBC

Age Guidance: 18+

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21.00 - 18.00