Chloe Petts: If You Can't Say Anything Nice

Presented by Avalon
£18
City Varieties Music Hall
Chloe Petts is wearing a blazer with a blue shirt. She has a hello kitty ring on and is pulling down her lip to reveal a NICE tattoo.

Fresh from her smash-hit Edinburgh Fringe run and Soho Theatre sell-out debut, Chloe Petts returns with her follow-up hour.

Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show, so now she’s cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on Greta Thunberg, the footie, and calling you all a bunch of virgins.

★★★★
‘A first show that was worth waiting for’
Guardian

★★★★
‘Astonishingly assured debut from Petts. You’ll learn things, but you’ll laugh even more.’
Metro

★★★★
‘One of the most accomplished Fringe debuts ever’
Evening Standard

Event information

Running Time: 1 hr 50 mins (approx. including interval)

Age Guidance: 14+

Prices include a £2 booking fee and where applicable, a £1.20 charge for postage will be payable

Boxes are available to book by calling the Box Office on 0113 243 0808

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7:30pm
19.00 - 16.00